Snail Mail
This reminds me of an Onion article reporting the U.S. Postmaster’s plan to outsource mail delivery to India. Basically, an Indian call center employee would open your mail and call to read it to you.
In this country, there is absolutely no need for you to sign and snail-mail your invoices. Just send me a freaking PDF and don’t waste more time than you already have!
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