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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Learned two new SF-exclusive concepts last night

1. The phrase Vesting in Peace, which means you work for stable company increasing in value, and you’re doing as little as possible until your stock options are worth something – just enough to be percevied as functional, but never to the point of exertion.

2. The Black Sock Coverup. Ever make the mistake of wearing your Rainbows to a shoes-required club or restaurant? Apparently, San Franciscans are known to bum their buddies’ black socks and slip them on their feet OVER their sandals. At night, doormen can’t tell the difference between your handycraft and a pair of Prada loafers.